This column appeared first in the January 30, 2012 print edition of the St. Louis Metro Evening Whirl. For this weeks column Click Here for a location near you!

  WHO'S ON FIRST? WHO'S ON SECOND?  

By Gentry W. Trotter

Publisher, MultiMedia P.R. News

Herman Endorses Wife Cheater; Tie Gov. “Witch” Behind Air Force One 

Every time we begin writing something positive about a Republican or the Republican Party, someone off-the-wall pops up in a very glaring way; a selfish goofball grabs the attention. There are some solid Republicans like Peter Kinder, Margaret Kelly, Roy Blunt, and Kit Bond.

This month’s Goof Ball is the Governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer, even though I personally like Brewer because she is ballsy, but disrespecting a prez, cause she is old enough to be his mother, is bullcrap, someone wrote us and said that there’s an underling racial overtone there.

The feisty blonde governor is all about saving her Arizona borders from bad Mexicans in very controversial ways, so she is always at odds with Democrats and this White House. She has written a book, in which reportedly the White House, and in particularly U.S. President Barack Obama are portrayed in a negative light, to be polite.

 
As the president continues to fly around the nation, attempting to put a rocket-pack to his rising national poll numbers under the disguise to further bolster the economy by insisting that rich folk carry the tax burden above the working stiffs, he recently stopped in Arizona.

It’s business-as-usual to have local or state dignitaries welcome a president during airport arrivals, it a tad different that a party leader of the opposite party is there to greet a president. But apparently, author/Gov Brewer had every intention of making a bold, and media-attention statement—after all she’s got to sell a train-load of her worthless book, “Scorpions for Breakfast.”

The president reportedly expressed his disagreement on Brewer’s White House characterizations in her book, while being presented a copy by someone, as he ascended the stairs of Air Force One. Without any prompting, Brewer sticks her finger in the president’s face, being very disrespectful to the office, no matter who was holding that office. Normal, mentally balanced-people in and around politics have enough ‘home training’ not to stick their fingers in a president’s face, and then claim that they were trying to be cordial.

Obviously Brewer didn’t pass her Miss Manner’s course, and has an entire different meaning of ‘cordial,’ as she appears to be suffering from an “O.J. Simmons Syndrome.” Get over it Brewer.

 
What is further puzzling is that this insane goof tells the liberal media she was trying to be cordial, but when she got on the FOX News cable—the “reflections of conservatism,” she insisted that it was Mr. Obama who was rude, and that she felt “threatened” by his tone. How absurd.

If Brewer is looking for some more BIG PR fetes, to promote her book, we recommend that she agrees to be tied to the back of Air Force One, and let the jet wing over a bunch of mountain tops—need we say more?

 
The worst case—she gets cut loose and begins to hover over her beloved state, because witches do have their broomsticks to keep them in flight.

Herman Cain Endorses Another Womanizer: On the eve of the national Bubble Wrap Day, here’s a jagged political gift that Gov. Mitt Romney would love to wrap-up and ensure that he wins Florida’s 50 Republican delegates, if in fact he can get his own staff from their self-touting circle of mental masturbation, (see New York Times). We definitely know the weeknight comedy hosts will have a laughable moment at the expense of primary challenger Newt Gingrich.

An alleged serial zipper jock, Herman Cain, the once ultra conservative white guy’s answer to Democratic incumbent U.S. President Barack Obama has announced on the eve of the Christian Sabbath that he has endorsed Newt Gingrich, a long-time member of the Republican Establishment, despite what Cain is the African-American, who was drummed out of the Republican presidential primary process by a herd of mad white women claiming sexual harassment—and some claims actually were believable.

 
Newt is known for living in sin too, the hard way—three marriages, two allegedly dealing with cheating and mistreating. So there is a natural kinship between Cain and Newt, other than their conservative values, sans women scandals.

 
Other Endorsements For Newt?: It says a lot when none of the major former highly esteemed Republican party leaders have come out to endorse Newt, and the east coast lame stream media are fit to be tied—Texan style.

 
The fact that former U.S. Senator Bob Dole, and John McCain have said truthful and bad things about Newt’s inability to manage, and his uncontrollable ability to focus tightly on one political policy at a time, speaks volume to a future Republican White House full of neurotics, if Gingrich is the Republican nominee and by some act of God, beats the billion dollar baby, Mr. Obama, we’re all in for an historic treat—and the Titanic economic laugh will be on us.